FREAKSHOW
Welcome fleshbags of all shapes and sizes to a realm of ones true insanity. tonight you shall see a girl hiding from reality caught up in her wave of imagination and acts of brutality. watch as she thrashes and shudders. be amazed at how her body quakes at the mere sight of others. she a sickly sight, her body scared and gnawed like a fruit tree infested with spider mites. she has but little joys like boys, toys, and harsh white noise. one thing is for sure this girl is lost in her own imaginary world. lets hope it doesn't become unfurled.

*reading in bedroom*
We're going out to take care of some things.
*reading*
And we're taking your siblings with us.
*reading*
So you'll be alone for a bit.
*reading*
Don't do anything crazy.
*reading*
*leave with my siblings*
*stops reading*
*emerges from room*
*tiptoes into living room*
*sits on couch*
*continues reading*

Get in the fukin van
Oh ok cool
Wut
This is a febreze commercial right
Wut
Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall


themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free